My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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  1. He promised us that everything would be okay. I was a child, but I knew that everything would not be okay. That did not make my father a liar. It made him my father. - Jonathan Safran Foer

  2. He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke. - Cormac McCarthy

  3. Your father is the only God. You can also become god but you must follow a simple rule and let that rule be made up of love. - Santosh Kalwar

  4. Ah God! What a loving father you are! - Lailah Gifty Akita

  5. God is my spiritual Father. - Lailah Gifty Akita

More Quotes By Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  1. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

  2. My specialty is detached malevolence.

  3. If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

  4. You can't make souffle rise twice.

  5. I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

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